Who am I, and why should you care?

I'm mean cynical aggressive sarcastic freak cocky insecure confusing irritating

I day dream far too often.

I am obsessed with Hollywood.

I have insomnia.

I have A.D.H.D.

I have O.C.D. ( one of which includes scrolling my mouse around the computer screen multiple times before I start typing)

You probably won't like me.

...but most importantly I'm AWESOME.